Warining: This post may cause the reader’s nate to become red, sore, and possibly even bleed if said reader believes that raphtalia is best girl therefore making them a raphfag. This post may also cause cancer, diarrhea, or vomiting after taking in the truth that is “Firo is best girl”. You may also experience a certain twinge in the heart, but really it’s more like a twinge in the brain, if you get offended at the idea of lewding lolis and think that anime girls are real for some reason. If any of the follow occurs, consult a doctor or in the case of the last sentence, a psychiatrist.
In case you don’t know who Firo is, she is the bird/horse/chocobo/loli/angel character just introduced in the latest episode of Tate no Yuusha (episode 5). People have been calling Raphtalia “best girl of the season” “best girl of the year” “my daughter”, but I’m prepared to give you my reasons why these people are completely retarded and that’s because Firo is all of those things, not Raphtalia.
First off MY daughter is a bird AND a forever-loli. Meaning she can get me wet, and she can get furries wet. Myne is a bitch and Raphtalia stopped being a loli after one episode. FIRO IS THE ONLY WAY.
Second, she’s a bird horse, meaning she can pull carriages and simply run fast as fuck. You can’t use Raphtalia as a living car, can you? NO. Only Firo can be a living car, fuck your daughter.
Third, no matter how much she eats, she does not get fat, instead that shit goes straight to her bird form, leaving her loli form intact.
Fourth, that bitch is naked. I’ve never seen Myne naked despite Naofumi being accused of rape.
Finally, she kicked that loser Motoyasu like it was nothing and he didn’t do shit because he feared for his life. Did Raphtalia do that? HELL NO.
Well those are the reasons that everyone claiming Raphtalia is best girl are wrong and should feel bad about themselves. Think about what you’ve done, Raphfags. If you don’t agree with me, then you’re just plain wrong because my opinion of objective truth.